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šāāļø I hate GoPro. Also: Do you even have surf footage? š«£
Plus: Shoulder hoppers, wee Dominicalito, and the story we didnāt want to write

š Happy TGIF! Weāve got a super busy lineup this weekāand one story that comes with a trigger warning. Surfing. Thereās no other thing like it. š
šāāļø Letās surf:
I hate GoPro š¹
Dominicalitoālike a wee Dominical š“
Donāt be a shoulder hopper! š«
The story we didnāt want to write š¬
Yes, surf forecasts could suck less š
Good surf news only š
SURFODRAMA #1
š± I hate GoPro šæ

This will make sense, I promise.
Do you have any footage of you surfing? I had zero for the first 15+ years of my surfing journey. In the day where Instagram is filled with drone and GoPro footage of people learning to surf, itās a bit disheartening. I know a lot of you can relate.
And now I do have the footage, thanks to GoPro! Youād think I would be GoProās biggest fan.
But no. I hate the GoPro.
But perhaps not for the reason you hate the GoPro. It hasnāt always been this way.
š¦ My early GoPro days
I was an early adopter and still own a Hero 3 (this means like a decade ago). I only got bought it during a surfing vacay in Waikikāi.
But, of course, the GoPro ended up on my husbandās board, because thereās no footage of me surfing from that trip. But no point crying over spilled milk.
The next time I used the GoPro was when riding horses on another vacay. I wore a chest harness, could easily access the camera, turn it on and off when neededātotal bliss.
š¤ Tyrannosaurus arms meet modern tech
Cue this yearās surf trip to Waikikāi. After an 11-year absence. This time, I was getting my own GoProāHero 13 Blackāand it was staying on my board!
Ahead of time, I re-learned how to use it, what the new features were, and tested it out. But when I put it on my board, one thing became clear. I have Tyrannosaurus Rex arms and I canāt reach the record button on my 9ā6ā Robert August longboard without pearling.
In hindsight, Iāve always had shorter arms and I carry surfboards on my head. But but butāI imagined in the age of AI, there would be an easier way to turn the damn thing on and off. Because battery life.
Hero 13 Black offers a voice activation feature. And it works, like really really well. In a quiet room. But not in the ocean. Unless you want to shout and a) scare all the honu (turtles) away, b) look like a prized kook. So thatās out.
You would think there would be a GoPro Apple Watch appābut no more. And even if that was the case, if youāre already using your Apple Watch to track your surfing workout, it does that waterproof locking thing, and you canāt easily access other apps. Argh.
Every time I was about to paddle for a wave, I got to suffer the indignation of reaching for the record button with my T-Rex arms, pushing the nose of the board in the water and staring down into the abyss. OK, itās not that deep. And if I had to switch the damn thing off, I had to get off my board and swim up to it.
So many waves missed (on film) because I was not in control!
You could just leave it running? Yes, I could (and I did), but battery life in 4K is poor, and your camera dies in under 1 hour.
You could shoot in lower resolution? Then whatās the bloody point of having 4K? Have you seen how insanely good the footage looks?
Isnāt this like a first-world problem? Doesnāt a GoPro retail for like $300+?
Yes it is, and yes it does.
š§ So why GoPro in the first place?
It goes deeper than you think. Iāve been surfing for a long time, and barely any photos of me even holding a surfboardālet alone riding a waveāexist.
I tell people I surf, but until theyāve seen me actually riding for 20 seconds, it doesnāt quite register. Which, in my line of workābuilding The Wipeout Weekly into a surf media empire for Girls Who Canāt Surf Good and beyond šāis somewhat detrimental.
When I posted my video on Facebook, my dadās reaction was, I quote: āAt last. Youāre doing quite well.ā I think for anyone who has to deal with parents who donāt understand what you do for a living or fun, that comment hits pretty hard.
We all know surfing isnāt about that. But sometimesājust sometimesāitād be nice to share a video of catching that one-minute wave.
SURF SPOT SPOTLIGHT
Dominicalito: beginnersā bay

Dominicalitoāon a flat day.
Tucked just a few minutes south of Playa Dominical on Costa Ricaās Pacific coast, Dominicalito is a small, protected bay that offers mellow conditions and a scenic settingājungle backdrop, fishing boats, and the occasional howling monkey.
No wonder itās a popular pick for beginners, surf schools, and anyone trying to catch their first proper green wave without wiping out
š The surf
Dominicalito is a sandy-bottom beach break that works best on smaller swells and medium tides. When the swell is low, itās soft, slow, and super forgivingāideal for foamies and first pop-ups.
The inside is mellow whitewaterāgreat for total beginners.
The outside can offer small, clean peelers perfect for progression once youāre popping up consistently.
On bigger swells, it can close out or get punchierāthen itās better left to intermediate surfers or surf instructors guiding you.
š Water quality
Generally good, especially in dry season (DecemberāApril). After big rains, runoff from nearby rivers can affect water clarityāso maybe skip a post-storm session unless youāre into mystery microbes.
š Wardrobe
Water temps are consistently warmāno wetsuit needed year-round. Just bring your favorite surf suit, rashie, or long-sleeve top if you burn easily.
āļø Best time for beginners
December to April is ideal: dry season, smaller swells, and reliable sandbars. May to November (rainy season) brings more swell and occasional stormsābut early mornings are often clean and quiet.
ā ļø Hazards
Occasional rip currents, especially near the river mouth (south end)ājust ask a local before paddling out
Rocky areas on the far north and south endsāstick to the center unless you know what you're doing
Fishing boats sometimes bob in the lineup. Paddle wide!
š Rentals + lessons
Several surf schools in Dominical will happily shuttle you to Dominicalito for beginner lessons if Dominical is too rough. Board rentals are available in townāsome accommodations even offer them for free. Expect plenty of foamies and soft-tops in rotation.
š When youāre not surfing
Hike to Nauyaca Waterfalls or Poza Azul for a jungle swim
Explore nearby Uvita and Marino Ballena National Park
Watch the sunset from the beach with a cold beer
š§³ Solo friendly?
Very. The Dominical/Uvita zone is full of solo travelers, yogis, digital nomads, and nature lovers. Most surf schools are beginner-friendly and happy to connect you with other learners.
WORD OF THE WEEK
Donāt be a shoulder hopper!

This will make sense, I promise.
There are two places shoulder hoppers come from. Either theyāre inexperienced surfers who arenāt familiar with surf etiquetteāor they just donāt give a damn. The second kind are over-aggressive surfers who act like the ocean owes them, and every wave is theirs.
𤨠How do I become one?
What a shoulder hopper does is take off in front of a surfer whoās already riding the wave and therefore has priority.
Theyāll argue they can āsneak a rideā and not interfere. But unless itās a party wave with your mates or everyoneās going straight to the beach at a beginnerās beach break, thatās rarely true. In most lineups, the shoulder hopper ruins someone elseās ride. Period.
š Where did it come from?
According to the Encyclopedia of Surfing, the term āshoulder hopperā comes from the fact that these wave thieves consistently take off on the shoulderāthe mellower part of the wave, easier to catchārather than the peak, which is steeper and takes more skill.
This technique (if we can even call it that) is frowned upon. Like⦠heavily. Itās a serious breach of surf etiquette. But as you may have noticed, not everyone believes in surf etiquette, so you still see it in the wild. Personally, Iāve performed it multiple timesāout of idiocy and frustration. š
Would you believe itāthereās a song titled āShoulder Hopperā? By the SoCal band Surf Punks:
A shoulder hopper walking up the beach
Shoulder hopper, donāt drop in on me
Shoulder hopper, cominā down
Canāt you see me cominā?
Punks got it right.
SURFODRAMA #2
The story we didnāt want to write

How we currently feel.
But we did it anyway. Because itās important.
This story comes with a trigger warning, as it pertains to reports of a male paddleboarder being charged with the attempted murder of a female surfer ā allegedly during a session, in the lineup.
If youāre not shook up yet, seeing how surfers reacted to the news just might change your mind.
And if, after you read it, you feel sad ā donāt. Feel determined. Together, we can make surfing a better place for all.
š Read the story on our blog (too long to include here, plus itās still developing).
THE WIPEOUT WEEKLY SURF NEWS ROUNDUP
šļø Erin on East Coast. They put waves in rivers now? Veterans discover surfing.

Aubree from Girls Who Canāt Surf Good makes the Colorado Springs Gazette.
š 20-foot waves hit Rockawayāand surfers hit back
New York surfers charged into Hurricane Erinās swell last week, chasing once-in-a-decade waves. Swimming was banned, but surfing? Not so much.
šļø Landlocked? Try land-shredding.
Engineered river waves in Colorado are turning former kayak towns into legit surf scenes. One wave, six hours, no ocean. We want one.
ā¤ļøā𩹠Healing through surfing
At La Jolla Shores, 150 injured veterans learned to surfāand found joy, confidence, and community in the lineup. Tears incoming.
THE WIPEOUT WEEKLY PODCAST
āļø On how surf forecasts could suck less with Gavin Bechtold
Confused by swell direction, wave period, or what ā2ā3 ft (observed)ā actually means? Youāre not alone.
In this episode, weāre breaking down the surf forecastāline by lineāwith Gavin Bechtold, creator of Go Surfing San Diego and the Sunday Stoke surf forecast newsletter. We talk about what all those Surfline numbers really mean, how to figure out when (and where) to paddle out, and why wave energy is a contentious matter. Weāre also chatting about the best spots for beginner around San Diego!
If youāre a San Diego local, you can subscribe to The Sunday Stoke surf forecast here.
š§ Listen to The Wipeout Weekly on your fav pod platform or right here.
WEE PROMO CORNER (ART EDITION)
šØšš»āāļø Phillippa prints & paddles: A surf artist from Gower
Phillippa and her surf art.
Meet Phillippa. Surfer, artist, and a member of Girls Who Canāt Surf Good from Gower, thatās Wales in the UK for you and me.
Phillippa is a professional printmaker who trained as a traditional watercolor illustrator and now who specializes in linocut. (A linocut is a relief print produced in a manner similar to a woodcut, but one that uses linoleum as the surface into which the design is cut to leave behind a raised surface, inked and printed from. Sounds like a lot of work! š²)
Phillippa began working as a printmaker shortly after discovering that she was autisticāa diagnosis formerly known as Asperger's. Sheās much healthier and happier now she can focus on art full time. Her dream is to illustrate books in the future.
You can view her prints on Instagram and buy them on Etsy (700+ five-star reviews, just saying). We love so many of her pieces (there are otters, too!) that I can already see a bankruptcy in our future.
šļø Free the codes!
š§“ Coconut Smuggler ā pre- and post-surf haircare by Brittany.
Use code GWCSG20 for 20% off.
š§ Yoga for Surfers ā improve your pop-up & more by Inessa.
Use code GIRLS.
P.S. If youād like your product or service featured in our newsletterāfor freeājust reply to this email and pitch us.
ā¬ļø Aaaaaaand that was the last wave of the week!
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